PHAT STRATEGY

Tax The Jeets. Buy The Hats.

PHAT STRATEGY

15-Jan-2026

Listen closely anon. We are SWEEPING THE FLOOR of real world assets. Not houses. Not gold. Party. Hats.


Party Hats

We tax the jeets to buy the supply. It's a supply shock mechanism designed by a level 99 quantitative autist in the wildy. If you sell, you pay for someone else's Blue Phat. Do not be exit liquidity.

"Blue Phat or Valhalla." - Zezima (probably)

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Treasury Stats

Item Market Price USD Est.* Treasury Qty Est. Value
Blue P-Hat Loading... - 0 0 GP
Red P-Hat Loading... - 0 0 GP
White P-Hat Loading... - 0 0 GP
Green P-Hat Loading... - 0 0 GP
Yellow P-Hat Loading... - 0 0 GP
Purple P-Hat Loading... - 0 0 GP

*Valued in Bonds (Safe Price). Black market is ~50% off if you like bans.